Getting High on Recovery

Baby, I can’t feel my face when I’m with you. But I love it. And then I died.

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Love is fun. It can make us do silly things and say things that are genuine… genuinely stupid. Studies show that we lose brain cells when we are in love. This is why the government makes couples sign up for a licence before getting married. Slow down, have some water and think about it. 

This is why the following equation is a disaster:

Teen + Alcohol + Love = %$&*&!

Any one of these factors: TEENAGER, ALCOHOL or LOVE can cause untold problems. When combined, parents are advised to lock themselves in the basement, hide under door frames or under the bookshelf.

Teenagers are not the only ones who can lose brain cells when they are in love. Adults do it to. We each have our own favorite ways of being stupid.

Being in love makes us say things like, “Baby, I can’t feel my face when I’m with you.”

Huh?

I am not a doctor, but I know that if you can’t feel your tongue after eating something, you should stop and go immediately to Emergency. Not being able to feel  your tongue is a sign that you may have a serious allergy and your throat may swell up causing you to lose consciousness and possible die. Seriously serious.

I am not a doctor, but if you are with a girl and you cannot feel your face, you should stop and go immediately to Emergency.  Not being able to feel your face is just stupid. You are either high or about to go into shock. Don’t sing, don’t dance and don’t write music lyrics.

I am telling you straight. If you cannot feel your face when you are with me, get up and go to Emergency because you are probably dying. If you can’t feel your face, that means your brain is under attack.

Zombie lyrics… eating our brains.

This was my rant for today and I can’t feel my face when I’m with you…

Keep it Real