Because Zombies are just awesome. ___ I love Zombies and this post is in honor of Zombies everywhere. You know who you are, just know that we love you and we want to run away and hide from you at the same time. Not even your in-laws can can get you to react like that. 13 Reasons … More 13 Reasons to Love a Zombie
Baby, I can’t feel my face when I’m with you. But I love it. And then I died. ___ Love is fun. It can make us do silly things and say things that are genuine… genuinely stupid. Studies show that we lose brain cells when we are in love. This is why the government makes couples sign up … More I Can’t Feel My Face When I’m With You
“Teenagers today outnumber parents who have military training or experience. This is not parenting. This is war.” I am a CommanDoh parent. I have a Master’s degree and a shelf of books on Parenting. So why do I stand in the corner, banging my head? It’s because parenting is driving me crazy. My wife tells me … More We are CommanDoh Parents
It struck me the other day that teenagers are like cats. Read my expertly compiled list and see for yourself. Cats only listen to you when they want something from you. They allow you to hang around them, for now. Cats only need a few things from you: Feed them, open the door to let … More My teenager is a cat?