How God Works

I don’t know God’s address or his phone number. And when I tweet, he doesn’t answer me. But I do know a little bit about how he works. ___ God does not do everyday miracles for me. I really would like him to do that, but my only miracles happen on Monday’s when I manage to … More How God Works

To Find a Perfect Man, Look No Further than Your BBQ

Wanted:  A Man of Steel. Please send photos of your abs and your tools. ___ Someone I know is looking for the perfect man. She sent me this ad. Any takers? Wanted:  A Man of Steel. Must match the following criteria: 1. Has a manly name like Napoleon, Weber, Holland or Grill Master 2. Does not … More To Find a Perfect Man, Look No Further than Your BBQ

The Cold Feet FX

This is important. I think that somewhere in our human past, a direct link was created between the foot and the head. I am not a doctor, and I haven’t done any research, so I will assume it must be true. I will call this the Cold Feet effect (Cold Feet FX). My evidence for … More The Cold Feet FX

Quitting Time

I have a love-hate relationship with quitting. I love the idea of not being a quitter, persevering and never giving up. I also hate the idea of not quitting, persevering and never giving up. What gives? I have quit jobs, quit a few relationships and quit more than a few bad habits. I have even … More Quitting Time

Daily vitamins?

“I eat my vitamins every day, it’s called a steak” Robert Duvall in Kicking and Sceaming Did you eat your vitamins today? I eat my vitamins every day but it took me about a year to get into the habit. Four years later I rarely miss eating them. Getting my kids to eat their vitamins … More Daily vitamins?